60 Best Funny marriage happy anniversary wishes to friend
1. Happy Anniversary! You two are like a fine wine — getting better with age, but a little more ‘fermented’ with each passing year!
2. Congrats on another year of not killing each other! You two are clearly the definition of ’till death do us part’ — or at least until someone forgets to take out the trash.
3. Happy Anniversary! Remember, marriage is all about sharing everything equally. So, when it comes to blaming the dog for chewing up your favorite shoes, it’s all yours!
4. Another year of wedded bliss! You’re proof that opposites attract and that someone can actually be wrong 100% of the time and still be loved unconditionally.
5. Happy Anniversary! They say a good marriage is like a warm bath. After a while, it’s still good, but the warmth is mostly just from the effort to stay in it!
6. We wish you everyone another year of belly laughs and maintaining each other’s sanity. Or at least pretending to be sane while laughing at each other’s jokes!
7. Happy Anniversary! Here’s to another year of being each other’s emergency contact, unpaid therapist, and partner-in-crime. You two are basically the Avengers of married life!
8. Congratulations on surviving another year of marriage! Remember, it’s not the years in your life that count — it’s the life in your years… and the number of times you’ve had to apologize for forgetting anniversaries!
9. Happy Anniversary! You two are like a WiFi signal — sometimes strong, sometimes weak, but always there when you need it most!
10. Congrats on another year of marriage! You’re a true example of how love can make you crazy in the best way possible. Here’s to more happy madness!
11. Happy Anniversary! Remember, marriage is a partnership where one person is always right, and the other one is the husband. Or vice versa — depending on the day!
12. Here’s to another year of ‘I told you so’s and ‘I’m sorry’s! You two must have some kind of superpower to put up with each other this long!
13. Happy Anniversary! Marriage is like a deck of cards. All you need in the beginning is a diamond and two hearts. By the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade!
14. Cheers to your anniversary! It’s amazing how you both manage to be so perfect for each other, despite the fact that one of you always forgets to take out the trash!
15. Happy Anniversary! You two are living proof that you can be both crazy and lovable. Here’s to another year of keeping each other entertained and slightly bewildered!
16. Congrats on another year of marriage! If love was measured in patience, you two would have earned PhDs by now. Keep up the great work!
17. Happy Anniversary! They say a good marriage is like a warm bath. After a while, it’s still good, but the warmth is mostly from the effort to stay in it!
18. Congratulations on your anniversary! You’ve spent another year mastering the art of ‘Yes, dear’ and ‘I’m sorry, dear’. Keep up the great work!
Funny marriage happy anniversary wishes to friend
19. Happy Anniversary! You’ve made it through another year of your partner’s oddities. Here’s to many more years of laughing at your own jokes and still finding each other hilarious!
20. Cheers to your anniversary! You two are like peanut butter and jelly — perfectly matched, a little sticky, and absolutely delicious together!
21. Happy Anniversary! They say marriage is a relationship where one person is always right and the other is the husband. Glad you two are making it work!
22. Congrats on another year of love and laughter! It’s impressive how you both continue to love each other, despite the fact that one of you always leaves the cap off the toothpaste.
23. Happy Anniversary! If your love were a car, it’d be a classic — beautiful, a bit temperamental, and definitely worth keeping around!
24. Here’s to another year of wedded bliss! You’re like two peas in a pod, except one pea is always trying to escape the pod. Here’s to keeping that pea happy!
25. Happy Anniversary! You both deserve medals for putting up with each other’s weirdness for this long. Here’s to many more years of being gloriously strange together!
26. Happy anniversary! Remember, marriage is just a fancy word for adopting a grown-up roommate who thinks farting in bed is a form of communication.
27. Congrats on another year of wedded bliss! You two are a match made in heaven, like peanut butter and jelly… or like pizza and bad jokes.
28. Happy anniversary! May your love be timeless (and your conflicts fleeting), yet timeless enough to endure the test of time.
29. Cheers to another year of putting up with each other’s quirks. Remember, ‘I told you so’ doesn’t count if you never actually told them so.
30. Happy anniversary! Marriage is all about giving and taking: you give each other a hard time, and you take turns being right.
31. Congratulations on your anniversary! If you can survive each other’s cooking, you can survive anything.
32. Happy anniversary! Recall that marriage is like to a deck of cards. All you need in the beginning is a diamond and two hearts. You’re searching for a spade and a club by the end.
33. Here’s to another year of not throwing each other out the window! Your patience is truly admirable.
34. Happy anniversary! You both deserve a medal for sticking together through all the ups and downs — mostly ups, but also downs, and occasional sideways.
35. Congrats on another year of tolerating each other’s unique habits. Let’s toast to finding your soulmate who also happens to be your favorite nuisance.
36. Happy anniversary! In case you forgot, the secret to a happy marriage is… the same as the secret to a happy life: pretending you’re always right.
37. Cheers to your anniversary! It’s a reminder that someone’s going to have to listen to your spouse’s snoring for another year — good luck!
38. Happy anniversary! Marriage is like a never-ending sleepover where you don’t get to pick the roomie, but you get to stay up all night talking about how weird your day was.
39. Congrats on another year of not calling it quits! You’ve successfully avoided an episode of ‘Divorce Court’ for another year — good job!
40. Happy anniversary! You two are like a fine wine — getting better with age, but also occasionally giving each other a headache.
41. Cheers to your anniversary! You’ve managed to stay together for so long that I’m convinced you both deserve a trophy and a vacation.
42. Happy anniversary! Here’s to celebrating another year of love, laughter, and surviving each other’s terrible jokes.
43. Congrats on another year of matrimony! It’s like living in a sitcom — except with more laundry and fewer commercial breaks.
44. Happy anniversary! Marriage is a partnership where you always have someone to share your snacks with, and someone to steal the covers from.
45. Cheers to your anniversary! You’ve mastered the art of loving someone despite their ability to binge-watch terrible TV shows.
46. Happy anniversary! Remember, you’re both still kids — just ones who now have to argue about which way the toilet paper should go.
47. Congrats on another year of wedded bliss! May your life together be filled with love, laughter, and the occasional well-timed eye roll.
48. Happy anniversary! You’re proof that love is blind — especially when it comes to putting up with each other’s weird habits.
49. Cheers to your anniversary! You two are like a pair of old shoes: comfortable, reliable, and just a bit worn out.
50. Happy anniversary! Your love story is my favorite. It’s like a romantic comedy, but with more real-life awkward moments and fewer commercial breaks.
51. Happy anniversary! You two have been together so long, you’re practically married to each other’s quirks. Kudos for surviving them!
52. Congrats on another year of marriage! It’s like a never-ending game of ‘Who’s right?’ and ‘Who’s apologizing?’ — and you both keep winning!
53. Happy anniversary! You’ve mastered the art of staying together despite having completely different tastes in everything. Respect!
54. Cheers to your anniversary! Marriage is all about compromise — like pretending to like each other’s terrible music choices.
55. Happy anniversary! Remember, the key to a long-lasting marriage is pretending you don’t hear your spouse’s snoring or talking in their sleep.
56. Congrats on surviving another year of marriage! If your love can withstand your spouse’s bad puns, it can survive anything.
57. Happy anniversary! Your relationship is like a classic movie: always entertaining, sometimes dramatic, and worth watching again and again.
58. Cheers to another year of wedded bliss! May your love continue to be as strong as your coffee and as patient as your Wi-Fi connection.
59. Happy anniversary! Marriage is like a long road trip — sometimes bumpy, often confusing, but always better when you’re laughing together.
60. Congrats on another year of tolerating each other’s quirks! You two are like a fine cheese — getting stronger and more flavorful with age.
